Funky Fermentos
The Only Habanero Hot Sauce
Ingredients:
Habaneros, water, and salt.
"Alone at his cabin in the mountains he craves... Only for flavor on those long lonesome days."
This fermented hot sauce is the result of simplicity. Once, a lost hiker came across a few cached crocks and fell in love with the funky ferments inside.
An old guy then appeared. He shared his secret recipe, some wisdom, and did a jig before he vanished into the thick fog. The hiker never saw him again- but did make it out alive with this legendary jar.
Notes:
Unpasteurized Lacto Fermented
Live probiotics support a healthy gut.
Flavor + Color change over time
Tangy flavor profile that keeps evolving.
Store cool & keep yer tip clean
Maintain the live cultures and vibrant flavors of your Funky Fermentos hot sauce.
Testimonials
"Uh oh..."
- Aldo"You might want to warn people how hot this is."
- Rachel"I brought the small bottle with me on the airplane so we could have some in Hawaii."
- Erykuh"It reminds me of the stuff I used to get in South America."
- Joseph"I try to hide it from my boyfriend. We put it on everything."
- Lauren"It's hotter than I expected. In a good way. The flavor matches the heat level."
- Matt
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